nostalgiaultra:

I dont even watch the news cause its

  • DEATH!
  • MURDER!
  • PISS!
  • IN!
  • YOUR!
  • EYES!
  • A penguin learned to write today ha ha adorable silver lining story!
  • THE PENGUIN WROTE A CONFESSION TO MURDER

frozenclaws:

OKAY BUT IF YOU HAVEN’T READ THE GEKKAN SHOUJO NOZAKI-KUN MANGA

YOU ARE MISSING OUT. 

Episode 8 didn’t animate these scenes!!

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tardistiles:

sp00kyqueer:

sp00kyqueer:

Something I realised, after having to help many international tourists count out their change, is that American coins don’t actually have the number value on them??? Like no wonder all these poor tourists are so confused

like

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it just fucking says one “dime”

what the fuck is a dime

how much is it worth

whose idea was this

oh my god i never even realized that what the hell we all just sort of know what they’re worth through some sixth sense bullshit

thequeerclone:

the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

danaorherdouble:

casandkittens:

gandalfthesassy:

casandkittens:

today a kid in my Drama class got detention but he pulled a Monopoly get Out Of Jail free card out of his wallet and my teacher let him out of it

how do you get detention in drama

long story short he kicked the ceiling by accident

how do you kick a ceiling

by accident

(Source: cutietaire)